So who has the balls to tell Mugabe he has lost?

It appears the big hold up in announcing the results of the presidential election in Zimbabwe is that no one has the balls to tell Robert Mugabe he has lost, whilst he appears not to have the power to get anyone to announce he has won.

Well, there seem to be two ways to solve this problem.

1. Someone go tell Morgan Tsvangirai he has one, and his first job is to tell Robert.
2. Give me Roberts mobile, and I will tell him what a loser he is*.

*I may be unkind when doing so, and am not in a position to promise not to laugh. A lot.

The BBC has this.