Apparently Francesco Schettino, Captain of the cruise liner Costa Concordia did not abandon ship, he tripped and fell into a lifeboat.
How lucky is that? I mean what are the odds?
Rumours that he tripped over 3 disabled people and a small child have been strenuously denied.*
Meanwhile Captain Schettino has hired Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf as a public relations consultant to shore up his reputation and provide credible answers.**
The BBC has this.
*I made that up.
** That too. Should I become a journalist?
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That is a classic story! How could this chap even say such a thing with a straight face!
This is hilarious! haha.
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